Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man,it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity. ........................................................................ I was born intelligent -education ruined me. ............................................................ ............ Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ....................................................................... If it's true that we are here to help others,then what exactly are the others here for? ........................................................................ Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ........................................................................ How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ........................................................................ Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa. ........................................................................ One should love animals.They are so tasty. ............................................................ ........... Behind every successful man, there is a womanAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ........................................................................ Every man should marry.After all, happiness is not the only thing inlife. ....................................................................... The wise never marry.and when they marry they become otherwise. ........................................................................ Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives. ........................................................................ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ........................................................................ "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ............................................................ ............ There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning ....................................................................... "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ........................................................................ "Work fascinates me"I can look at it for hours ........................................................................ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends. ........................................................................ The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forgetThe more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.
Wise Sayings - Logical
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A lovely lesson for life.
A student asks a teacher: What is love?
The teacher said: in order to answer your question, go to the paddy
field and choose the biggest paddy and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back
to pick.
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big paddy,
but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw
another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting
for
him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he start to
realize that the paddy is not as big as the previous one he saw, he
know
he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went
back to the teacher with empty hand.
The teacher told him, this is love... you keep looking for a better
one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person
The student asked: What is marriage then?
The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the corn
field and choose the biggest corn and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back
to pick.
The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to
repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he
has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfied, and came back to the
teacher.
The teacher told him, this time you bring back a corn.... you look for
one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best
one you get.... this is marriage
Be courteous to all , but intimate with few , and let those few be well
tried before you give them your confidence.
A student asks a teacher: What is love?
The teacher said: in order to answer your question, go to the paddy
field and choose the biggest paddy and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back
to pick.
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big paddy,
but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw
another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting
for
him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he start to
realize that the paddy is not as big as the previous one he saw, he
know
he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went
back to the teacher with empty hand.
The teacher told him, this is love... you keep looking for a better
one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person
The student asked: What is marriage then?
The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the corn
field and choose the biggest corn and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back
to pick.
The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to
repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he
has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfied, and came back to the
teacher.
The teacher told him, this time you bring back a corn.... you look for
one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best
one you get.... this is marriage
Be courteous to all , but intimate with few , and let those few be well
tried before you give them your confidence.
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5201 said:
erm..
its true..
nobody is perfect..
well,
i'm nobody..
he he..
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very profound indeed...
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535i said:hmmm .. how to decipher this statement ...
It means "happiness is having a rod in your hand"
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Hell Boyz said:
I thought in hell everything is free. No need money maa..
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In hell u pay with pain
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bungalow
hellboyz r u sure got bungalow hah there ? i dont think so lah pondok buruk got lah if in PARADISE u can have anythg FREE sumore hehehehehe
Hell Boyz said:In Hell, all talk bout money $$$ too
Otherwise how to live in Hell-Bungalow
hellboyz r u sure got bungalow hah there ? i dont think so lah pondok buruk got lah if in PARADISE u can have anythg FREE sumore hehehehehe
