Funny PICS Thread

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Desperate to make it home in time to watch the big game, Frank decided to skip the "cut log into smaller pieces" step prior to loading it into his truck. After realizing the consequences of his miscalculation, Frank tried to cheer himself up by pretending that he could shoot logs out of his ass.
 
According to guy who took this pic, traffic was moderately heavy and moving at about 75 mph. I must admit that this is a first for me. I've seen people putting on makeup, reading books, and even knitting sweaters -- but this is the first time I've seen someone floss while driving.
I guess the guy deserves credit for keeping his eyes on the road, though. What I'd like to know is what he does with the floss after he's done. Does he throw it out the window? Can you imagine being the poor schmuck behind him and having a piece of wet, nasty, sticky, plaque-ridden floss fly onto your windshield?
I cringe at the thought. Worse yet, what if you were driving a convertible and it flew onto you somehow? What if it flew into your hair? What if it flew into your mouth??? Okay, okay, I'll stop. :p
 
This picture was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials. When he saw it there in the parking lot, he went and bought a camera to take pictures.
The car is still running as can be witnessed by the exhaust. A woman is either asleep or otherwise out in the front seat passenger side. The guy driving it was over jogging up and down in the background. The witnesses said their physical state was OTHER than normal and the police just shook their heads in amazement. The driver finally came back after the police were there and was getting down at the back to cut the twine around the load. They told him to get back until it was taken off.
The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they had the customer sign a waiver!
Both back tires are trashed. The back shocks were driven up through the floorboard. In the back seat were 10 bags, 80 lbs. each of concrete. On the roof are many 2X4s, 4X4s and OSL sheets of lumber. They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs.
The car is a VW Jetta with FL plates and the guy said he was headed for Annapolis.

JUST UNBELIEVABLE!!!! :blink:
 
Doo'nt it maek yuo wonder whn peelpe cant even spell a simpol werd liike clsoed?

The guywho took this pic wrote that "This particular sign was found immediately in front of my son's elementary school a couple of years ago. In fact, there were two of them. It couldn't have helped the kids' spelling test scores!"

I'll say.
 
A guy spotted this twit parked illegally in a handicap spot, so he snapped this picture and put it up in a Handicap Parking Violators section of a website.
So what makes this Tard special is; it turns out that this wasn't a one time thing for this jerk. S/he's a habitual offender.
 
And to prove this fact, he printed out the web page from the site showing his/her car, and left it on the moron's windshield:
 
The guy wrote, "Now, nobody has ever accused me of being an optimist, but I honestly figured that the owner of this vehicle would have gotten a clue after finding out that his/her transgression had been documented on the internet for all the world to see. I guess I'm just naïve"

The idiot is now parking in the area adjacent to the parking spot -- the area that has lines going across it to indicate that it is not a parking spot. The whole point of a handicap spot is that there is extra room so that handicapped individuals have enough space to use a wheelchair if necessary. By parking where s/he did, the handicap spot is no wider than a normal spot, thereby rendering it absolutely USELESS. Some people just don't get it!
 
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