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<blockquote data-quote="SilverBullet" data-source="post: 728150" data-attributes="member: 11244"><p>Drive fast is OK...but hope we do not add to the statistics below...for the past few years been seeing a growing number of BMW users who lack practising proper road ethics on Malaysian roads....</p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">DUTCH SCIENTISTS: BMW OWNERS GENETICALLY PROVEN TO BE BIGGER ASS HOLES</span></p><p>Published on Mon, 02 Feb 2015 03:02:46 PM</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="http://images.allsingaporestuff.com/styles/big_within_article/s3/field/image/bmw_assholes.jpg?itok=4nL9QCrQ" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p>Changing lanes at the last second, being in the wrong lane on every roundabout, and, failing to signal every damn time before they change lane. Is this what you think of when you think of a BMW driver? Not to mention their complete inability to display other emotions than smugness. Well fear not your blatant sweeping generalisations are true.</p><p></p><p>Scientists at the Dutch Institute of Science have discovered the key. The s02 gene, located deep in the anus, is responsible. After studying the genetic blueprints of over 400 BMW drivers the scientists discovered they shared this remarkable little gene.</p><p>‘We have long theorised that BMW drivers are complete and utter assholes, but now at least we have the scientific data to back it up’, stated researcher Smorg Van Baarg, who drives a Saab.</p><p></p><p>So no longer can we judge these drivers as simply being incredibly smug assholes but we must be patient with them for it is a genetic disease which one day we may be able to cure.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>- See more at: <a href="http://www.allsingaporestuff.com/article/dutch-scientists-bmw-owners-genetically-proven-be-bigger-ass-holes" target="_blank">http://www.allsingaporestuff.com/article/dutch-scientists-bmw-owners-genetically-proven-be-bigger-ass-holes</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SilverBullet, post: 728150, member: 11244"] Drive fast is OK...but hope we do not add to the statistics below...for the past few years been seeing a growing number of BMW users who lack practising proper road ethics on Malaysian roads.... [SIZE=18px]DUTCH SCIENTISTS: BMW OWNERS GENETICALLY PROVEN TO BE BIGGER ASS HOLES[/SIZE] Published on Mon, 02 Feb 2015 03:02:46 PM [IMG]http://images.allsingaporestuff.com/styles/big_within_article/s3/field/image/bmw_assholes.jpg?itok=4nL9QCrQ[/IMG] Changing lanes at the last second, being in the wrong lane on every roundabout, and, failing to signal every damn time before they change lane. Is this what you think of when you think of a BMW driver? Not to mention their complete inability to display other emotions than smugness. Well fear not your blatant sweeping generalisations are true. Scientists at the Dutch Institute of Science have discovered the key. The s02 gene, located deep in the anus, is responsible. After studying the genetic blueprints of over 400 BMW drivers the scientists discovered they shared this remarkable little gene. ‘We have long theorised that BMW drivers are complete and utter assholes, but now at least we have the scientific data to back it up’, stated researcher Smorg Van Baarg, who drives a Saab. So no longer can we judge these drivers as simply being incredibly smug assholes but we must be patient with them for it is a genetic disease which one day we may be able to cure. - See more at: [URL="http://www.allsingaporestuff.com/article/dutch-scientists-bmw-owners-genetically-proven-be-bigger-ass-holes"]http://www.allsingaporestuff.com/article/dutch-scientists-bmw-owners-genetically-proven-be-bigger-ass-holes[/URL] [/QUOTE]
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