Share E36 secret DIRTY BUG!!!

[JOKER]

this is not SCAM/lie/cheat, i am existing bmw user with car reg. WES 7883, Mr.CHAN TAK SIONGEasy DIY.. secret, get it and then ask mechanic to do it for you if you don't like DIY work on all e36 316i, 318i/is, 320i, 323i,325i, 328i, ....., (Petrol engine version)RM 5,000 payment, RM50 per person for 100 E36 owner to share the secret.RM 5 per person for 1000 e36 owner to share the secret!!!!!already god-damn cheap..., beat them in the CHEAP-CHEAP WAYI will uncover all the bug which i had dig-out/found-out, detail include PICTURE whichwill direct pin-out for user to DIY de-bug it. cost less... need some cheap component only...:34:save some time...and money from CON-con....con ...RESTORE THE ORIGINAL BMW horse power and fuel consumption rate, engine stability,increase responsive, increase lifespan of engine,increase lifespan of starter/starter relay,increase lifespan of alternator,increase lifespan of main battery,increase lifespan of central lock actuator,increase lifespan of overall electronic component; such as BC V, DME module, sensor...etc increase lifespan A/C system,DECREASE the battery current usage rate during parking with alarm ARMED;EXTENT the car parking with alarm ARMED period, while the car still can start with the main power. REDUCE THE ELECTROMAGNETC RADIATION CAUSED BY THE BUG FOR HEALTH ISSUE!!!REDUCE the risk of getting TOW.. :34:THIS WILL greatly increase power for those who had his ECU/DME tuned or turbocharged/superchargedThis is non-flash programming or GT1 requirement. The bug could not be detect by any diagnosis machine.sms to 0168568563, or email to jokeracts@hotmail.com; we can meet face to face for discussion, if not interested/not believe, all up to the community.get it fix better than keep replacing expensive parts for nothing while the bug still there..SORRY for other model or more advanced model, more complex, could be much more bug????? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?i don't know who behind this conspiracy, i think they must be angry of thierdirty $ sucking animal uncovered..:34:, i don't know if there had any othervictim of this $ VAMPIRE

 

[dannybaba13]

joker joker....y not share.. sharing is caring..bmw brothers will much appriciated it regards tqvm dan

 

[kevster30]

This coming from a guy who claims more torque after fitting bigger wheels......hmmmmmm

 

[ICEMAN 68]

lets get the ball rolling case if we have 100 person here and the cost would be rm50 ...lets see what sort of bug it is !!

1) ICEMAN 13

 

[jarance]

I think a better idea is to test the car WES 7883 first.. so we know that the claim is true.

So Joker, where is your car and when can we test it.

 

[astroboy]

This coming from a guy who claims more torque after fitting bigger wheels......hmmmmmm

What's wrong with bigger wheels, more torgue?

Its TRUE the bigger wheels will give more torque provided that the bigger wheels are heavier. So the spinning momentum is now greater which = more torque loo.. simply physic ma..

 

[jarance]

What's wrong with bigger wheels, more torgue?

Its TRUE the bigger wheels will give more torque provided that the bigger wheels are heavier. So the spinning momentum is now greater which = more torque loo.. simply physic ma..

bro, I think you got it the other way round.. bigger diameter does not give you more torque. :listen:

Moment of Inertia..

 

[climenta]

huah, all talking gung ho terminology... must be affected by the JOKER

 

[dannybaba13]

joker the haahahhaaha man

lets get the ball rolling case if we have 100 person here and the cost would be rm50 ...lets see what sort of bug it is !!

1) ICEMAN 13

2) dannybaba13:top:

 

[VKS]

this is not SCAM/lie/cheat,
i am existing bmw user with car reg. WES 7883, Mr.CHAN TAK SIONG


Mr Chan Tak Siuman :stupid:

 

[ICEMAN 68]

lets get the ball rolling case if we have 100 person here and the cost would be rm50 ...lets see what sort of bug it is !!

1) ICEMAN 13
2) dannybaba13


what about the rest ??

 

[dannybaba13]

nothing to lose, but 100 guy to 1 joker guy when we meet him..if tipu.. he knows what we are saying.. i hate scam..i know how to deal ith them.. anyway joker if u are not then its okay,,iceman13 have roll ur dice man...keep in up guys n gals regards tqvm dan

 

[kevster30]

What's wrong with bigger wheels, more torgue?

Its TRUE the bigger wheels will give more torque provided that the bigger wheels are heavier. So the spinning momentum is now greater which = more torque loo.. simply physic ma..

Please review the basics of physics and engineering before you post up comments like this. It is very embarrassing......:20:

Torque is increased at the hub of the wheel in the example you have quoted, not at the engine!

 

[jarance]

Please review the basics of physics and engineering before you post up comments like this. It is very embarrassing......:20:

Torque is increased at the hub of the wheel in the example you have quoted, not at the engine!

yes the sifu have spoken.. :listen:

 

[zakmt_69]

k i'm in zakmt_69

 

[McFir7]

lets get the ball rolling case if we have 100 person here and the cost would be rm50 ...lets see what sort of bug it is !!

1) ICEMAN 13
2) dannybaba13
3) McFir7

 

[ICEMAN 68]

lets get the ball rolling case if we have 100 person here and the cost would be rm50 ...lets see what sort of bug it is !!

1) ICEMAN 13
2) dannybaba13
3) McFir7
4)zakmt_69

 

[infinityKL]

wish u guys luck... Joker Boleh....

 

[JOKER]

Please review the basics of physics and engineering before you post up comments like this. It is very embarrassing......:20:

Torque is increased at the hub of the wheel in the example you have quoted, not at the engine!

BIGGER WHEEL IMPROVE FUEL ECONOMY, INCREASE ACCELERATION, INCREASE TOP SPEED.....:top:
BIGGER WHEEL DIAMETER, it increase travel distant VS the engine/ gearbox RPM... :34:

 

[JOKER]

i suspect the bug designer was in the community?/DIRT GOV?/????,
they were totally know the BMW machine in very DEEP..:34:

it could be the DIRT work on the CHINESE PEOPLE, coz the car owner was fully chinese,
just like they did it on the WONG 's ping-pong ball games..., and the CHUA 's ping-pong...

they probadly try to do it on me?????? no idea????
everyone must be very careful, HITLER STYLE or SOVIET STYLE of conspiracy!!!!!??????
or maybe dirt from AFRICA BLACK MAN 's STYLE from USA ?????

I AM NO FEAR FOR SUCH PING-PONG GAMES,,,,....:34:,
and let s enjoy it...HA HA HA HA HA