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<blockquote data-quote="jeffreyewe" data-source="post: 562153" data-attributes="member: 9"><p>>Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful </p><p>>and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the </p><p>>Bacardi Breezers.Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee so </p><p>>badly that they stopped in a cemetery. One of them had nothing to</p><p>>wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her </p><p>>friend, however, was wearing rather expensive new panties and didn't want </p><p>>to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that </p><p>>had</p><p>>a wreath and a ribbon on it so she proceeded to wipe with that. After </p><p>>the girls finished their business they proceeded to go home</p><p>></p><p>>The next day one of the women's husbands was so concerned that his </p><p>>normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over so he phoned </p><p>>the other husband and said, "These girl's nights out have got to stop! I'm </p><p>>starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties on last </p><p>>night!!"</p><p>></p><p>>"That's nothing!" said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card </p><p>>stuck to her butt that said.........</p><p>></p><p>>"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION...</p><p>>WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jeffreyewe, post: 562153, member: 9"] >Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful >and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the >Bacardi Breezers.Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee so >badly that they stopped in a cemetery. One of them had nothing to >wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her >friend, however, was wearing rather expensive new panties and didn't want >to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that >had >a wreath and a ribbon on it so she proceeded to wipe with that. After >the girls finished their business they proceeded to go home > >The next day one of the women's husbands was so concerned that his >normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over so he phoned >the other husband and said, "These girl's nights out have got to stop! I'm >starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties on last >night!!" > >"That's nothing!" said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card >stuck to her butt that said......... > >"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION... >WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!" [/QUOTE]
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