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<blockquote data-quote="funfer_fahrer" data-source="post: 418389" data-attributes="member: 2733"><p>If necessity is the mother of invention, then…</p><p>Frustration is the father of masturbation!</p><p>*********************************************************************************************</p><p>Always marry a woman with small palms. It makes your dick look bigger !</p><p>*********************************************************************************************</p><p>Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... POINTLESS !</p><p>*********************************************************************************************</p><p>The importance of UNITY explained at it's best: What did one leg of a woman tell the other: UNITED we are saved, Divided we are Fucked.</p><p>*********************************************************************************************</p><p>Slogan on a boy's T-shirt: Please tell your boobs not to stare at my eyes.</p><p>*********************************************************************************************</p><p>Fuck a girl & she'll love you... Love a girl & she'll fuck you!</p><p>*********************************************************************************************</p><p>All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have evidently not played with a pussy.</p><p>*********************************************************************************************</p><p>The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet</p><p>she's got you by the balls.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="funfer_fahrer, post: 418389, member: 2733"] If necessity is the mother of invention, then… Frustration is the father of masturbation! ********************************************************************************************* Always marry a woman with small palms. It makes your dick look bigger ! ********************************************************************************************* Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... POINTLESS ! ********************************************************************************************* The importance of UNITY explained at it's best: What did one leg of a woman tell the other: UNITED we are saved, Divided we are Fucked. ********************************************************************************************* Slogan on a boy's T-shirt: Please tell your boobs not to stare at my eyes. ********************************************************************************************* Fuck a girl & she'll love you... Love a girl & she'll fuck you! ********************************************************************************************* All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have evidently not played with a pussy. ********************************************************************************************* The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she's got you by the balls. [/QUOTE]
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