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<blockquote data-quote="selvahraje46" data-source="post: 413433" data-attributes="member: 2345"><p>This one is send by my dad..really funny..</p><p> </p><p>The Black Bra (as told by a woman)</p><p></p><p>I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a</p><p>mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.</p><p></p><p>We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by</p><p>greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels, and a</p><p>mask over our eyes.. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.</p><p></p><p>Here's how it all went.</p><p></p><p>My engaged friend:</p><p>The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black</p><p>leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask.</p><p>He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you..' Then</p><p>we made passionate love all nightlong.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> The mistress:</p><p>Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was Wearing</p><p>a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and</p><p>Mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,</p><p>but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> Then I had to share my story:</p><p>When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings,</p><p>stilettos and a mask over my eyes.</p><p>When he came in the door and saw me he said,</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> "What's for dinner, Batman?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="selvahraje46, post: 413433, member: 2345"] This one is send by my dad..really funny.. The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels, and a mask over our eyes.. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went. My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you..' Then we made passionate love all nightlong. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was Wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?" [/QUOTE]
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