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<blockquote data-quote="selvahraje46" data-source="post: 411720" data-attributes="member: 2345">DOC SAID TO STUDENTS &#039; INSERT YOUR FINGER INTO THE DOG&#039;S ARSE &#039;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; First year students of MBBS were attending their first Anatomy class. They all&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; The Professor began the class by telling about the two important qualities of a&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Doctor. The first he said, &#039;NEVER BE DISGUSTED AT ANYTHING ABOUT THE BODY&#039;. To&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; prove his point he inserted his finger into the dog&#039;s arse and on drawing back&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; tasted it with his&nbsp; mouth. Then he told them to do the same.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; The students hesitated at first for several minutes but eventually everyone&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; inserted their fingers in the dog&#039;s arse and then tasted it.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and said &#039;The most&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; important next quality is OBSERVATION.&nbsp; I inserted my middle finger in but tasted&nbsp;&nbsp; with my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Moral:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Life is tough but it&#039;s a lot tougher when you are not paying attention.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="selvahraje46, post: 411720, member: 2345"] [B]DOC SAID TO STUDENTS ' INSERT YOUR FINGER INTO THE DOG'S ARSE '[/B] First year students of MBBS were attending their first Anatomy class. They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog. The Professor began the class by telling about the two important qualities of a Doctor. The first he said, 'NEVER BE DISGUSTED AT ANYTHING ABOUT THE BODY'. To prove his point he inserted his finger into the dog's arse and on drawing back tasted it with his mouth. Then he told them to do the same. The students hesitated at first for several minutes but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the dog's arse and then tasted it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and said 'The most important next quality is OBSERVATION. I inserted my middle finger in but tasted with my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention. [B]Moral: Life is tough but it's a lot tougher when you are not paying attention.[/B] [/QUOTE]

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