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<blockquote data-quote="taggnas" data-source="post: 314262" data-attributes="member: 7337"><p>An American war veteran applied for a job in the public service. Below are exerpts of his job interview:</p><p></p><p>Interviewer: I see you were in the army. Did you go and fight?</p><p>War veteran: Yes I did. I was in Special forces.</p><p>Interviewer: Wow! That's great! 20 points! Were you injured in battle?</p><p>War veteran: Yes I was. I was shot and I lost my testicles.</p><p>Interviewer: I'm sorry to hear about that. Congrats! You've got the job.</p><p>War veteran: That's great! What are the working hours?</p><p>Interviewer: Oh... Our working hours are 8 am to 5 pm, but you'll only need to come at 10 am.</p><p>War veteran: 10 am? Why? I thought you said we start work at 8 am?</p><p>Interviewer: Oh... That's ok. We spend the first two hours of the day scratching balls. Since you don't have, you can come in at 10 am.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="taggnas, post: 314262, member: 7337"] An American war veteran applied for a job in the public service. Below are exerpts of his job interview: Interviewer: I see you were in the army. Did you go and fight? War veteran: Yes I did. I was in Special forces. Interviewer: Wow! That's great! 20 points! Were you injured in battle? War veteran: Yes I was. I was shot and I lost my testicles. Interviewer: I'm sorry to hear about that. Congrats! You've got the job. War veteran: That's great! What are the working hours? Interviewer: Oh... Our working hours are 8 am to 5 pm, but you'll only need to come at 10 am. War veteran: 10 am? Why? I thought you said we start work at 8 am? Interviewer: Oh... That's ok. We spend the first two hours of the day scratching balls. Since you don't have, you can come in at 10 am. [/QUOTE]
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