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<blockquote data-quote="selvahraje46" data-source="post: 312883" data-attributes="member: 2345">&#039;One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, &#039;Why are you crying?&#039;&nbsp;The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.&nbsp;The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.&nbsp;&#039;Is this your axe?&#039; the Lord asked.&nbsp;The woodcutter replied, &#039;No.&#039;&nbsp;The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. &#039;Is this your axe?&#039; the Lord asked.&nbsp;Again, the woodcutter replied, &#039;No.&#039;&nbsp;The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. &#039;Is this your axe?&#039; the Lord asked.&nbsp;The woodcutter replied, &#039;Yes.&#039;&nbsp;The Lord was pleased with the man&#039;s honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.&nbsp;Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the&nbsp;Lord again appeared and asked him, &#039;Why are you crying?&#039;&nbsp;&#039;Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!&#039;&nbsp;The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE &#039;Is this your wife?&#039; the Lord asked.&nbsp;&#039;Yes,&#039; cried the woodcutter.&nbsp;The Lord was furious. &#039;You lied! That is an untruth!&#039;&nbsp;The woodcutter replied, &#039;Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said &#039;no&#039; to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said &#039;no&#039; to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said &#039;yes,&#039; you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able totake care of all three wives, so THAT&#039;S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE .&#039;&nbsp;The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.&nbsp;That&#039;s our story, and we&#039;re sticking to it! - &#039;WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!&#039;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="selvahraje46, post: 312883, member: 2345"] [FONT=Courier New]'One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'Why are you crying?'[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]'Is this your axe?' the Lord asked.[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]The woodcutter replied, 'No.'[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. 'Is this your axe?' the Lord asked.[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]Again, the woodcutter replied, 'No.'[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. 'Is this your axe?' the Lord asked.[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]The woodcutter replied, 'Yes.'[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]Lord again appeared and asked him, 'Why are you crying?'[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]'Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!'[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE 'Is this your wife?' the Lord asked.[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]'Yes,' cried the woodcutter.[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]The woodcutter replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE .'[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - 'WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!'[/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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