Metaphors

[ichiwan2]

I like this Lee36328e46 - two prophylactic, loads of lubricant, very polite and civilised, with a thank you note afterwards...e36 - one prophylactic, and likes to slap without warning...e30 - no prophylactic, and likes to yell, bite and scratch...e21 - no prophylactic in an illegal orifice, and looks underaged... dangerous, exciting, and occasionally, PAINFUL...
Sums it up pretty well. Agree? Disagree?

 

[kevster30]

AGREED!

 

[Jipster]

I can almost see forummers opening their MSWord to find the meaning of "prophylactic"*.........yes master ichiwan, i believe said quotes describe the very essence of each model succinctly......

*hint : MS Word wont give you the answer....my suggestion is to Google it

 

[Lee36328]

Tested an e39 530i recently....

Smooth and civilised when cruising, just like first class in SIA... the sweet hum of the 3-litre M54 sounds like the New York Philharmonic orchestra with Yo-Yo Ma on the cello...

but when you push it... the orchestra turns into Linkin Park! And Yo-Yo Ma becomes Yo! Ma Ma!!!

so, in conclusion,

e39 330i - two prophylactic with IUD as well, mature, experienced, curvy and bossomy, but midway through, the prophylactic comes off and the whip and handcuffs come out... but only if you want to...

 

[ichiwan2]

Methinks we need to start a poet's corner for our Mr Lee36328.

His missives are in a class of its own!!!