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<blockquote data-quote="pucwei" data-source="post: 218337" data-attributes="member: 5781"><p>Jokes.</p><p></p><p>Thought I'd share this. Cheers!</p><p></p><p></p><p>A lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.</p><p></p><p>Here are some examples: </p><p></p><p></p><p> FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.</p><p> </p><p></p><p> PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. </p><p>?</p><p>?They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.</p><p> </p><p></p><p> TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.</p><p> </p><p></p><p> HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.</p><p> </p><p></p><p> SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.</p><p> </p><p></p><p> WEB PAGES: </p><p>Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.</p><p> </p><p></p><p> TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.</p><p> </p><p></p><p> EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.</p><p> </p><p></p><p> HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.</p><p> </p><p></p><p> THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pucwei, post: 218337, member: 5781"] Jokes. Thought I'd share this. Cheers! A lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. ? ?They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. [/QUOTE]
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