Funny Chinese Proverbs

[5201]

CHINESE PROVERBS Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bang kok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chop stick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine w ho is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is hi gh on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~

 

[aermyn]

5201,

Nice chinese proverbs ..................

Regards

 

[aramis]

hahaha...darn funny!!!

 

[5201]

Hokkien is easy. Just remember:

C hildren is gina kia
B ird is chiao kia
K orean Car is Kia
G ive birth is seh kia
F urniture is Ikea
P olice is mata kia
S mall house is chu kia
C ountry name is Czechoslovakia
P uppy is kau kia
K itten is niao kia
C hicken is kuey kia
P ig is tu kia
H /phone is Nokia
I 'm Hokkien kia,
M alay is huan kia
H indu is kit leng kia
G uai lou is ang mo kia
C hinese is t'ng lang kia
J apanese is je pun kia
B ad Guy is phai kia
& Good Guy is ho kia
Person who reads this message is ? gong Kia

If you laugh, you are ?
S iow Kia

 

[Hell Boyz]

Hokkien is easy. Just remember:

C hildren is gina kia
B ird is chiao kia
K orean Car is Kia
G ive birth is seh kia
F urniture is Ikea
P olice is mata kia
S mall house is chu kia
C ountry name is Czechoslovakia
P uppy is kau kia
K itten is niao kia
C hicken is kuey kia
P ig is tu kia
H /phone is Nokia
I 'm Hokkien kia,
M alay is huan kia
H indu is kit leng kia
G uai lou is ang mo kia
C hinese is t'ng lang kia
J apanese is je pun kia
B ad Guy is phai kia
& Good Guy is ho kia
Person who reads this message is ? gong Kia

If you laugh, you are ?
S iow Kia

Damn funny man!