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<blockquote data-quote="zank" data-source="post: 13996" data-attributes="member: 7904"><p>This is just a joke...&nbsp; Confusing Chinese Names&gt; Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?&gt; Operator : Yes, you can speak to me. &gt; Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!&gt; Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?&gt; Caller : I&#039;m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan&gt; (anyone)! It&#039;s urgent.&gt; Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to&gt; anyone! But what&#039;s this urgent matter about?&gt; Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our&gt; brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no&gt; one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the &gt; hospital.Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the &gt; hospital. &gt; Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the&gt; hospital, then the accident isn&#039;t an urgen t matter! You may &gt; find this hilarious but I don&#039;t have time for this!&gt; Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?&gt; Operator : I&#039;m Saw Lee (Sorry).&gt; Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!&gt; ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ======&gt; This is hilarious ...&gt; &gt; Why Chinese shouldn&#039;t have Christian names:&gt; &gt; Anne Chang =&gt; Dirty (Mandarin)&gt; Anne Chin =&gt; Keep Quiet (Mandarin)&gt; Faye Chen =&gt; Dusty (Mandarin)&gt; Carl Cheng =&gt; Buttock (Hokkien)&gt; Monica Cheng =&gt; Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)&gt; Lucy Leow =&gt; You are dead (Hokkien)&gt; Jane Tan =&gt; Frying eggs (Mandarin)&gt; Suzie Leow =&gt; Lose till death (Hokkien)&gt; Henry Mah =&gt; Hate your mum (Mandarin)&gt; Corrine Tai =&gt; Poor fellow (Hokkien)&gt; Paul Chan =&gt; Bankrupt (Mandarin)&gt; Nelson Tan =&gt; Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)&gt; Leslie Tong =&gt; Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)&gt; Carmen Teng =&gt; Leg hair long (Hokkien)&gt; Connie Mah =&gt; Call your mother (Cantonese)&gt; Danny See =&gt; Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)&gt; Rosie Teng =&gt; Screws and nails (Hokkien)&gt; Pete Tsai =&gt; Nose droppings (Hokkien)&gt; Macy Koh =&gt; Never die before (Cantonese)</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="zank, post: 13996, member: 7904"] This is just a joke... Confusing Chinese Names> Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?> Operator : Yes, you can speak to me. > Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!> Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?> Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan> (anyone)! It's urgent.> Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to> anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?> Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our> brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no> one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the > hospital.Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the > hospital. > Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the> hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may > find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!> Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?> Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).> Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!> ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ======> This is hilarious ...> > Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:> > Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)> Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)> Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)> Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)> Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)> Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)> Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)> Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)> Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)> Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)> Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)> Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)> Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)> Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)> Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)> Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)> Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)> Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)> Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese) [/QUOTE]

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