Before & After Marriage

[Jerman]

A joke to share with the guys! I'm sure it's not true, ya guys! Before the marriage:

 

[sithwarrior]

hahahahahahahahahaha.... Now thats a good one bro. My mornin's really perked up now.... by the way met your fren yesterday a lady named Tammy who use to work with you.

 

[bmerboy]

well..

its not true... dont woryy gals...

 

[jeffreyewe]

Before: darling, I'm going out...you wanna come along?
After: I'm going out!

Before: Take your time!
After: Oooi...ready arrr?

Before: Sure, go ahead and buy it if you like it.
After: Buy for what!!!

 

[sithwarrior]

Before: darling, I'm going out...you wanna come along?
After: I'm going out!

Before: Take your time!
After: Oooi...ready arrr?

Before: Sure, go ahead and buy it if you like it.
After: Buy for what!!!

Dont lah give your wife such a hard time... aiyooo

 

[ah lian]

he's just trying to disguise the fact that he is hen pecked.... hee hee...

 

[Lee36328]

Tsk, tsk. Mr Jerman, you scallywag you.

 

[fabianyee]

Tsk, tsk. Mr Jerman, you scallywag you.

Is that french or italian??

 

[Jerman]

Tsk, tsk. Mr Jerman, you scallywag you.

Fabian,
It's not French, Italian or German! It's Lee36328's...............scallywag in Her Majesty's parlance means rascal

 

[ah lian]

are you a rascal, jerman??