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<blockquote data-quote="berserkdroid" data-source="post: 263917" data-attributes="member: 6929"><p>Joke Alert!</p><p></p><p>Got this in the mail today. Here are some "observations" about relationships, marriage etc to chase away those work blues...</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS</strong></p><p></p><p>Smart man + smart woman = romance</p><p>Smart man + dumb woman = affair</p><p>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage</p><p>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy</p><p>____________ _________ _________</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>OFFICE ARITHMETIC</strong></p><p></p><p>Smart boss + smart employee = profit</p><p>Smart boss + dumb employee = production</p><p>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion</p><p>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime</p><p>____________ _________ ________</p><p></p><p><strong>SHOPPING MATH</strong></p><p></p><p>A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.</p><p>A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.</p><p>____________ _________ ________</p><p></p><p><strong>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS</strong></p><p></p><p>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.</p><p>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.</p><p>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.</p><p>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.</p><p>____________ _________ ________</p><p></p><p><strong>HAPPINESS</strong></p><p></p><p>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.</p><p>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.</p><p>____________ _________ _________</p><p></p><p><strong>LONGEVITY</strong></p><p></p><p>Married men live longer than single men do,</p><p>but married men are a lot more willing to die.</p><p>____________ _________ _________</p><p></p><p><strong>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE</strong></p><p></p><p>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.</p><p>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.</p><p>____________ _________ ________</p><p></p><p><strong>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE</strong></p><p></p><p>A woman has the last word in any argument.</p><p>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.</p><p>____________ _________ ________</p><p></p><p><strong>HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED</strong></p><p></p><p>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."</p><p></p><p>They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.</p><p>____________ _________ _________</p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="berserkdroid, post: 263917, member: 6929"] Joke Alert! Got this in the mail today. Here are some "observations" about relationships, marriage etc to chase away those work blues... [B]ROMANCE MATHEMATICS[/B] Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ____________ _________ _________ [B]OFFICE ARITHMETIC[/B] Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ____________ _________ ________ [B]SHOPPING MATH[/B] A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. ____________ _________ ________ [B]GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS[/B] A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ____________ _________ ________ [B]HAPPINESS[/B] To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ____________ _________ _________ [B]LONGEVITY[/B] Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ____________ _________ _________ [B]PROPENSITY TO CHANGE[/B] A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ____________ _________ ________ [B]DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE[/B] A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ____________ _________ ________ [B]HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED[/B] Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. ____________ _________ _________ :D :D :D [/QUOTE]
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