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A Man's Guide to the BMW: The Better Maintained Woman
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<blockquote data-quote="Apiz" data-source="post: 25891" data-attributes="member: 22234"><p>GUYS! You all know how to care for your car, but where would you be without the instruction manual? Your instruction manual tells you the required maintenance schedule, what extra features are available that you wouldn�t otherwise be aware of, and how to quickly troubleshoot problems that may arise out of nowhere. So, when the engine whines or makes a noise you�ve never heard before � you immediately refer to the instruction manual, right?If it works for your car, stereo, and your alarm clock, what wouldn�t it work for maintaining a better ride between you and your Lady? Finally guys, here it is � an instruction manual on what makes women tick! Learn how to keep small issues from becoming high maintenance problems � not to mention how your significant other may handle in inclement conditions and on the unsteady terrain the two of you are bound to encounter down the road.LADIES! Haven�t you always wanted to give the man in your life an instruction manual on how to care for you and how to create a healthy, loving relationship? Here�s your chance to impart tips and practices for the care and maintenance of your luxury vehicle such as: "Fueling � what you have to add to make her go � In choosing the right fuel for your vehicle always remember that premium FUEL � Friendship, Understanding, Encouragement, and Love will insure a happy BMW (Better Maintained Woman)� Of course however, the FUEL with the highest octane is GAS � Gifts, Anniversaries, and Spending money."With the humorous, tongue-in-cheek guide, authors DuBois and Levy give sound advice, tips, and instruction on how to ensure that the Lady in your life stays in the "Better Maintained Woman" category � and after reading "A Man�s Guide to the BMW" you�re sure to be of the opinion that every human being � male and female � should come with an instruction manual.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Apiz, post: 25891, member: 22234"] GUYS! You all know how to care for your car, but where would you be without the instruction manual? Your instruction manual tells you the required maintenance schedule, what extra features are available that you wouldn�t otherwise be aware of, and how to quickly troubleshoot problems that may arise out of nowhere. So, when the engine whines or makes a noise you�ve never heard before � you immediately refer to the instruction manual, right?If it works for your car, stereo, and your alarm clock, what wouldn�t it work for maintaining a better ride between you and your Lady? Finally guys, here it is � an instruction manual on what makes women tick! Learn how to keep small issues from becoming high maintenance problems � not to mention how your significant other may handle in inclement conditions and on the unsteady terrain the two of you are bound to encounter down the road.LADIES! Haven�t you always wanted to give the man in your life an instruction manual on how to care for you and how to create a healthy, loving relationship? Here�s your chance to impart tips and practices for the care and maintenance of your luxury vehicle such as: "Fueling � what you have to add to make her go � In choosing the right fuel for your vehicle always remember that premium FUEL � Friendship, Understanding, Encouragement, and Love will insure a happy BMW (Better Maintained Woman)� Of course however, the FUEL with the highest octane is GAS � Gifts, Anniversaries, and Spending money."With the humorous, tongue-in-cheek guide, authors DuBois and Levy give sound advice, tips, and instruction on how to ensure that the Lady in your life stays in the "Better Maintained Woman" category � and after reading "A Man�s Guide to the BMW" you�re sure to be of the opinion that every human being � male and female � should come with an instruction manual. [/QUOTE]
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