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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Lee36328" data-source="post: 57550" data-attributes="member: 113">BMW will soon be offering the latest accessories to the new 7 and 5 series....To complement its iDrive, runflat tyres, active steering, etc, etc, customers will now have the option of speccing their car to come with... an armed bodyguard.....As usual customers can specify a colour option of the bodyguard uniform to match their interior trim.  A choice of jungle camouflage green, corporate beige, and commando black will be available.  Chosen carefully, the bodyguard colour scheme can either meld seamlessly with the interior and be hardly noticable for the stealth factor, or stand out in sharp contrast to deter by way of visual warning.The bodyguard only needs to be serviced three times a day, which will be hard for some customers to get used to, compared to the current service interval of 10,000 and 20,000 km.  However, the maintenance cost will be peanuts, and maybe some nasi lemak to go along with those peanuts, compared to the usual maintenance costs, so the impact to the customer wallet will be minimised... which is not bad, considering the alternative cost of not choosing this option, which is not just the wallet, but your ATM card, your cash, and your clothes as well...Gheez....!  What kind of world do we live in if we can't flaunt our wealth in peace...?</blockquote>