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<blockquote data-quote="selvahraje46" data-source="post: 204187" data-attributes="member: 2345"><p>My wife to be sent this to me today.Rather then opening a new thread, i thought of hijacking Sanjay NV thread..thanks mate...</p><p> </p><p>I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.</p><p>That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.</p><p>- David Bissonette</p><p></p><p>When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let</p><p>him keep her.</p><p>- Sacha Guitry</p><p></p><p>After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they</p><p>just can't face each other, but still they stay together.</p><p>- Hemant Joshi</p><p></p><p>By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you</p><p>get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.</p><p>- Socrates</p><p></p><p>Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.</p><p>-Dumas</p><p></p><p>The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,"What does a woman want? </p><p>- Sigmund Freud</p><p></p><p>I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.</p><p>- Anonymous</p><p></p><p>"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go</p><p>to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft</p><p>music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."</p><p>- Henny Youngman</p><p></p><p>"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."</p><p>- Sam Kinison</p><p></p><p>"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than</p><p>electronic banking. It's called marriage."</p><p>- James Holt McGavran</p><p></p><p>"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and</p><p>the second one didn't."</p><p>- Patrick Murray</p><p></p><p>Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming</p><p>1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,</p><p>2. Whenever you're right, shut up.</p><p>- Nash</p><p></p><p>The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it</p><p>once...</p><p>- Anonymous</p><p></p><p>You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.</p><p>- Henny Youngman</p><p></p><p>My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.</p><p>- Rodney Dangerfield</p><p></p><p>A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.</p><p>- Milton Berle</p><p></p><p>Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.</p><p>- Anonymous</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="selvahraje46, post: 204187, member: 2345"] My wife to be sent this to me today.Rather then opening a new thread, i thought of hijacking Sanjay NV thread..thanks mate... I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. -Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,"What does a woman want? - Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... - Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Anonymous [/QUOTE]
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