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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sithwarrior" data-source="post: 205971" data-attributes="member: 710">Thats one good one Bundy....  this reminds me of another joke I heard some time back about a male Chicken (cock) and a cat.... They had to cross a stream and had a small wager going on, after much deliberation the cat decided that if he had given himself enough space to run and pick up speed, he would have enough momentum to jump right over the stream. The male chicken however, tought he would give his wings a go. the cat laughed and said " you chickens never fly, give it up "... With all his might they both ran and .......... The male chicken jumped and spread his wings. The cat using his powerful hind legs jumped. The male chicken won the race and managed to safely land across the stream and the Cat not only lost the race, but also fell right smack in the middle of the stream.... Moral of the story - "Behind every satisfied cock, there will be a wet pussy" <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin    :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" />  Of track a bit from pussies and cocks and flies, but can anyone answer this question ? Why did the Walrus go for a tupperware party ?<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite7" alt=":p" title="Stick Out Tongue    :p" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":p" /></blockquote>

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